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Very stupid robbers
愚蠢的贼
    2007-11-26 11:42:38     CRIENGLISH.com

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
两个劫匪正在抢劫一家酒店。其中一个叫道:“我听到警报响了。赶紧往下跳啊!”

The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
另一个喊道:“可咱们在十三层啊!”

The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
那个劫匪回答道:“没时间迷信那个了。”

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