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Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. 飞机上,两个互不相识的人坐在相邻的座位。
One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." 一个人对另一个人说,"我们聊天吧.我听说如果与同道的旅客聊天的话,你会觉得时间很好打发)" The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?" 另一个人刚刚翻开一本好书,听到他这样说就把书慢慢合上了,摘下眼镜问道:“你想聊点什么?”
The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power?" 第一个人说,"哦,我不知道;核动力怎么样?"
The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets, the cow, big patties, and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?" 另一个人回答:“好啊,这个话题会让我们的谈话很有意思。但是我想先问你一个问题:”马、牛和鹿都吃一样的饲料,但为什么鹿的粪便是小球状的,牛的粪便是扁的,而马的则是一团一团的干草?
The first guy says, "I don't know." 第一个人说,"我不知道"
The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?" 另一个人答道,"哦? 你连那些粪便都搞不清楚,你确定你有资格谈论核动力吗?"
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